North Korea, Best Korea!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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