Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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