i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So many bounce houses so little time
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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