maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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