: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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