so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize