so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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