I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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