She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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