I need to stop coming to work sober
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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