we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
There's even glitter on my cock...
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