This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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