It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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