dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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