I understand Curling. That high.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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