singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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