): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
tell me about the eggs
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