And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
