Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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