Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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