She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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