It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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