Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
