Buhtt sex?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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