he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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