this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
