god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize
