Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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