Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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