Soap is not a condiment
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Can I color on your dick again?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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