He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
COCAINE IS GR8
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