I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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