It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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