Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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