I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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