Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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