Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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