her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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