I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
