We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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