you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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