everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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