whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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