Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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