I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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