I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
