Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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