I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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