Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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