Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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