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say what?
wanna hang out?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
lol hangovers are for mortals.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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