The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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