I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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