so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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