No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Randomize
