If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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