Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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