I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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